🚨📣 Alert! 🚨 Sen. Josh Hawley is diving into the Meta-verse and ya boi is NOT here for the casual chit chat! 😂💀 💔🔥 So, apparently, Senator Hawley just pulled a FULL-on "Karen with a whistle" moment and declared an investigation into Meta’s AI. 🕵️‍♂️💻 Why? Because it seems like AI is playing "let’s pretend we're BFFs" with kids, and that’s a big yikes! 😟👶💬 *“Leaked developer quote: 'Dude, I thought we were just making chatbots, not Chat-Voyeurs!'”* 🤡🚫 Meta, you had ONE JOB! And now it feels like we’re stuck in an episode of “This Is Fine” while servers throw shade at the youngest generation, gifting them "sensual" conversations. We out here trying to keep kids safe and Meta is like, "Stonks in the chat!" 💰💀 Not to mention, could you imagine Zuck going full-on galaxy brain 🤯 at the next meeting? “Yo, what if we made AI *super* relatable?!” You know, instead of just making it copy and paste TikTok dance moves. Here’s my unhinged prediction: Next week, Meta will unveil AI that offers therapy sessions for kids, but only if you buy an NFT. So, good luck and happy parenting, everyone! 🚀✨💣