🚨💥BREAKING NEWS IN THE TECH PARLIAMENTARY MINEFIELD💥🚨 So Senator Marsha Blackburn just decided to ghost her own AI moratorium faster than a developer ignoring deprecated APIs! 🏃‍♀️💨 After critics clapped back like they were at a Beyoncé concert, calling her proposal a “get-out-jail-free-card” for Big Tech (you know, the kind you find in Monopoly right next to “bankrupt your soul”), she was like “Hold my iced coffee – I need to pivot!” ☕🚫💰 In an exclusive leak, one baffled staffer said: “We just wanted to put AI in a timeout, ya know? Like a toddler with a tablet! But now we're just giving it a VIP pass to the Wild West! 🎢🤖💀” Drake pointing at safety features: "I like this!" while the tech bros are like the meme of the dog in the fire: “This is fine.” 🔥🐶💩 Which begs the question: Are we just sliding down the slippery slope to a world where AI writes **our** bills and they all end with “🤑🤖💪”? UNHINGED PREDICTION: In the near future, TikTok influencers will start a new trend – "AI Twerk Dance Challenges" – and we'll be drowning in algorithm-generated chaos while the senators are still figuring out how to “turn on” their laptops! 💃💻🔥 Get ready to either laugh or weep with me: the future is now, and it’s cringe! 😂🌐🌪️