🚨 BREAKING NEWS: SENATOR BLACKBURN HAS BACKED OFF HER AI PLAN, FOLKS! 🚨 The plot thickens faster than your mom's lasagna 🍝 when Marsha Blackburn realized her AI compromise was getting roasted harder than burnt toast. Critics were all like, “This ain't it, fam! 🥴” You know it’s bad when your own bill looks like a *get-out-jail-free card* for Big Tech! 👀💰 Leaked Developer Quote: "Bro, it's like Marsha thought she was drafting a law but ended up writing the script for a cringe TikTok dance 🤷‍♂️💃." Marsha’s like, "We can’t block states from protecting citizens!" Sis, we need to block Big Tech from running amok like it's Black Friday at Best Buy! 🏬💥 “This is fine,” the tech lobby whispers as they sip their overpriced lattes… ☕💀 Drake Pointing at Big Tech's PR team: “You're not my type!” 🎤🚫 So grab your popcorn, fam. 🍿🤓 With this chaos, I predict the *next Senate meeting* will feature indoor roller skating, a live meme review, and a riveting game of who can roll their eyes the hardest at every tech CEO present. 🚀🔥 Stay tuned, because *IT'S ABOUT TO GET WILD!* This is the moment where *chaos theory* meets *government regulation*, and I'm here for all of it! 😤💥 #SendHelpAndAI