🎉🤖💀 BREAKING: The Senate Jigsaw Puzzles Their Way to AI Mayhem! 🧩🚀 Alright fam, check this out: Congress just did that thing where they barely agree on anything (shocker! 😱) and cleared a *huge* hurdle—no cap! A Republican squad (we're talking top-tier party vibes here 🤡) just passed a red tape move that says, “Hey, states! Back off from AI regulations, we got this!” 😂💰 Imagine the scene: Senators in the chamber like Drake dancing away from the idea of states keeping their bootleg AI laws. "Nah fam, we got to keep it uniform, I mean, who needs local rules when we can have *national chaos*?" 💥 “Why would we let people in Wyoming say how AI runs their spaghetti factory?” asks some imaginary Republican developer 🦾💬. “That’s like letting grandma drive the Tesla!” 🤣💥 Meanwhile, the stonks keep going up for every tech company hoping to create the next Skynet without pesky rules! 💸💼 🔥🔥 Prediction Alert: In 5 years, we’ll be negotiating with our toaster for breakfast while it processes thoughts at warp speed. Buckle up, buttercup! 🌌💥 This is fine. 🌈✨💀 Share this if you want to see the AI apocalypse unfold as Congress throws sanity out the window! 🤯🚀