🚨💥 BREAKING: The Senate just hit NPR and PBS with the ol’ “thanks for playing, now get rekt” move! 💀🔥 That’s right, they just voted to wipe out $1.1 billion in public broadcasting funds like they're swiping left on a Tinder profile with zero personality. Stonks? 🤡 Nope, more like non-stonks! 51 Republican senators said “Nah, we don’t need Sesame Street or the soothing voice of Terry Gross in our lives.” Drake’s pointing meme: “This is the budget we care about” vs. “This budget we just deleted.” 🤖💔 Leaked conversation from Capitol Hill: 🗣️ Senator 1: “What if we don't fund Big Bird?” 🗣️ Senator 2: “I dunno, I just wanted my tax cuts, fam.” Meanwhile, PBS and NPR are like "It's fine, we're fine!" while their entire existence hangs by a thread 🐦🚀. This is like taking away the last slice of pizza at a party. Cringe!! 🔮 Hot take alert: Due to this chaos, we’re getting the *real* PBS experience in 2025: a reality show called “Survivor: Budget Cuts Edition.” Who will outwit, outplay, and outlast with mere pocket change? Get your popcorn 🍿 because it’s gonna be lit! 😱✨ #SaveOurShows #NPRdon’tForgetUs