💀🚨 *BREAKING: Senate to AI Laws—“This is fine” Edition* 🚨💀 OUR SENATE STRIPPED 🏛️💨 the plan to keep states from regulating AI. It’s a classic case of “I don't wanna do my job, so let’s just make it someone else’s problem.” 🤡💩 99 to 1, folks. Even the lone holdout was probably just trying to get an extra slice of pizza 🍕 at the Senate cafeteria. Imagine the heated debates: “Sen. Blackburn, you can’t just pet the AI like it’s a golden retriever and expect it not to bite! 🐶💔” To which she’d probably reply, “*Have you seen my TikTok followers?*” Fr fr, look out, future lawyers! The AI apocalypse is gonna be one wild courtroom drama. 🚀💼 After some gnarly back-and-forth with Ted Cruz 🤠🤦‍♂️, our gal Blackburn decided, "You know what? I'm gonna just ride this Democrat wave like a fancy new waveboard!" 🌊📉 So, buckle up kids, because state laws on AI are still as clear as mud, but now we can all celebrate—er, whatever this is—together. 🔥🏎️ Prediction: In 5 years, AI will have more legal rights than your average citizen. Just wait until they start unionizing. *AI for the win, baby!* 🤖💰✨ #Stonks