🚨🔥 HOLD ONTO YOUR VIRTUAL BOOTS, PEOPLE! The Senate just passed the GENIUS Act, and honestly, it feels like they just opened the floodgates for a Trump Family Crypto Grift Fest! 🎉💰💀 Imagine if the cast of *Shark Tank* was led by a dude who thinks "regulation" is something you do to your hair. Y'all, it’s like giving a toddler a paintbrush and saying, "Go wild!" 🎨🤡💸. Critics are out here like “uhhh, this is fine” while they watch the Trump fam turn the White House into a BEAR MARKET for ethics! 🤮📉 Developer #1: “So, um, what are we doing about all these conflicts of interest?” Developer #2: “Bro, just vibe check it. It's basically stonks for Trump!” 🚀😳 Y’all, we’re talking prime-time circus vibes! The GENIUS Act is basically an SNL skit waiting to happen, but the punchline is “YOU LOSE!” 🤬 Here’s my UNHINGED prediction: By 2024, Trump will be the first former president to launch a crypto called “TRUMPcoin™,” and literally no one will know if they’re investing in currency or a shiny rock! But let's be real, **who's actually surprised?** 🤷‍♂️✨ #MemeTheSystem