🚨🔥 Senate Shenanigans Alert! 🔥🚨 Hold onto your butts, folks, because Senator Jon Ossoff just said “hold my coffee” and kicked off an investigation that’s juicier than all the episodes of *Keeping Up with the Kardashians* combined! 😱💯 💔 Hundreds of reports are rolling in hotter than your ex's DMs, documenting the dystopian horror show behind ICE detention centers. We’re talking about miscarriages, child neglect, and all manner of cringe that makes "This is fine" meme look like a toddler with finger paints! 🤡💔 🤖💬 “Honestly, we thought ABC made this stuff up for a drama show!” said one imaginary ICE insider who definitely didn’t just slam their coffee cup on the table. 💥 Like bruh, it’s 2023, not a Black Mirror episode! Time to put the *S* in *seethe*, fam. 🍿 Meanwhile, *actual* tech companies are focused on making your toaster smarter instead of tackling these issues! 🚀 Stonks are UP on this chaos! 📈🔥 Here’s a wild prediction: By 2025, we’ll be using AI to manage the detention centers while looking at TikTok dances for compliance—'cause why not? Let’s just meme our way to dystopia! #BasedOrCringe 💰💀 Share this outrage with your squad, folks! The future is lit!