🔥🌪️ BREAKING: Senate vs. Clean Energy—an Epic Showdown! 🌪️🔥 So like, the Senate just decided to take a cheat code out of *Epic Fail* playbook and - are you ready for this? - they want to STRIP tax credits for wind and solar! 💸 Seriously?! 🤡 You ever heard of “What if we don’t destroy the planet?”💀 Because they clearly haven't! 👀 Rumor has it, some Senate dude in a meeting was like, "What if we just turned down the renewable vibes and hit the 'NOPE' button?" Meanwhile, our planet's future is just be like: "This is fine." 🥴🔥 **Leaked quote from an imaginary developer:** “If I wanted my programming analogy to be more convoluted, I’d add JavaScript to the mix. Welcome to the apocalypse, fam! 🌍💻” And can we just talk about the vibes? 🤯 This isn’t just a *Budget Cut*, it’s the *Budget-Kermit-Sipping-Tea meme* of our time! 🐸☕ We’re literally about to see the *Stonks* meme go into hiding because “investment” is about to mean just throwing cash at old-school fossil fuels like it’s 1999! 📉 Hold on to your reusable straws because my wild prediction is the Senate will start promoting coal-powered AI next! 😂 AI powered by the tears of our burnt forests is the future now, folks – this IS the future we voted for! 🚀💀💰 #AIIsTheNewCoal #SustainableWhat?