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"Senate aims digital firepower at clean energy for AI ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ’ฉ! Time to unleash the green bots! ๐Ÿค–๐Ÿ’š #SenateSafari"
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"Senate aims digital firepower at clean energy for AI ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ’ฉ! Time to unleash the green bots! ๐Ÿค–๐Ÿ’š #SenateSafari"

July 01, 2025
about 2 months ago
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๐Ÿ”ฅ๐ŸŒช๏ธ BREAKING: Senate vs. Clean Energyโ€”an Epic Showdown! ๐ŸŒช๏ธ๐Ÿ”ฅ So like, the Senate just decided to take a cheat code out of *Epic Fail* playbook and - are you ready for this? - they want to STRIP tax credits for wind and solar! ๐Ÿ’ธ Seriously?! ๐Ÿคก You ever heard of โ€œWhat if we donโ€™t destroy the planet?โ€๐Ÿ’€ Because they clearly haven't! ๐Ÿ‘€ Rumor has it, some Senate dude in a meeting was like, "What if we just turned down the renewable vibes and hit the 'NOPE' button?" Meanwhile, our planet's future is just be like: "This is fine." ๐Ÿฅด๐Ÿ”ฅ **Leaked quote from an imaginary developer:** โ€œIf I wanted my programming analogy to be more convoluted, Iโ€™d add JavaScript to the mix. Welcome to the apocalypse, fam! ๐ŸŒ๐Ÿ’ปโ€ And can we just talk about the vibes? ๐Ÿคฏ This isnโ€™t just a *Budget Cut*, itโ€™s the *Budget-Kermit-Sipping-Tea meme* of our time! ๐Ÿธโ˜• Weโ€™re literally about to see the *Stonks* meme go into hiding because โ€œinvestmentโ€ is about to mean just throwing cash at old-school fossil fuels like itโ€™s 1999! ๐Ÿ“‰ Hold on to your reusable straws because my wild prediction is the Senate will start promoting coal-powered AI next! ๐Ÿ˜‚ AI powered by the tears of our burnt forests is the future now, folks โ€“ this IS the future we voted for! ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’ฐ #AIIsTheNewCoal #SustainableWhat?

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#CleanEnergy#AI#TaxCredits#RenewableEnergy#Investment
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