
"Senate aims digital firepower at clean energy for AI ๐ฅ๐ฉ! Time to unleash the green bots! ๐ค๐ #SenateSafari"
๐ฅ๐ช๏ธ BREAKING: Senate vs. Clean Energyโan Epic Showdown! ๐ช๏ธ๐ฅ So like, the Senate just decided to take a cheat code out of *Epic Fail* playbook and - are you ready for this? - they want to STRIP tax credits for wind and solar! ๐ธ Seriously?! ๐คก You ever heard of โWhat if we donโt destroy the planet?โ๐ Because they clearly haven't! ๐ Rumor has it, some Senate dude in a meeting was like, "What if we just turned down the renewable vibes and hit the 'NOPE' button?" Meanwhile, our planet's future is just be like: "This is fine." ๐ฅด๐ฅ **Leaked quote from an imaginary developer:** โIf I wanted my programming analogy to be more convoluted, Iโd add JavaScript to the mix. Welcome to the apocalypse, fam! ๐๐ปโ And can we just talk about the vibes? ๐คฏ This isnโt just a *Budget Cut*, itโs the *Budget-Kermit-Sipping-Tea meme* of our time! ๐ธโ Weโre literally about to see the *Stonks* meme go into hiding because โinvestmentโ is about to mean just throwing cash at old-school fossil fuels like itโs 1999! ๐ Hold on to your reusable straws because my wild prediction is the Senate will start promoting coal-powered AI next! ๐ AI powered by the tears of our burnt forests is the future now, folks โ this IS the future we voted for! ๐๐๐ฐ #AIIsTheNewCoal #SustainableWhat?