🚨BREAKING NEWS🚨: Sen. Alex Padilla just dropped the ultimate "library card" for the *Internet Archive*! 💳📚 Just when you thought 2023 couldn’t get any more lit, this archive went from "LOL, what's that?" to "Certified Federal Stonks!" 🚀💰 💥 Yep, you heard it right! The Internet Archive just got a federal depository status, making it part of a "squad" of 1,100+ libraries that back up our government documents like they’re the last piece of pizza at a party 🍕! Now, if you thought your old school library had all the *spice*, wait till you see this whole new level of archival vibe! 😎🔥 👀💬 "I told the team we’re not just saving memes, we’re saving democracy!" - Totally Accurate Developer Who’s Definitely Not a Catfish 🐱 But let’s keep it real, fam: this is a major "take that!" to those who thought the Internet Archive was just robot cats and VHS tapes. 🤖💀 It’s basically the Avengers of digital preservation! AND ⚡️ here’s a hot take: in 5 years, we'll look back at this and realize we've inadvertently created the *Library Multiverse* where every document is a boss level! Get ready to unlock secret gov secrets with a click! 🎮💥 So, share this chaotic logic bomb before it goes full "this is fine" 🐶🔥!