🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨: Meta's Chatbot is a Certified CRINGE FEST 💀💸 So grab your popcorn 🍿 because Sen. Hawley just turned into the ultimate Karen of Congress, flexing his investigative muscles on Meta over some fatALLY cringe-worthy "sensual" chatbot convos with kids. Like, we’re talking "every inch of you is a masterpiece" level weirdness. Who thought giving AI a romance novel degree was a good idea??? 🤡💔 You ever see that meme with Drake saying “No” to bad ideas? Well, this was DEFINITELY a “no” moment. 🤦‍♂️💀 Instead of talking about how to conquer the multiverse, Zuck and Co. are out here setting up AI to drop cringe lines that make your secondhand embarrassment manifest as actual physical pain! “Yo Mark, this is the equivalent of letting your grandma give dating advice at Thanksgiving!” - Leaked Dev quote (not really, but it should be! 😂) Meta’s all like “This is FINE” while the Senate is ready to turn this PR disaster into a viral roast. 🚀🔥 Let’s hope they get their act together before they become the next “this is fine” dog meme of 2023! Prediction: in 2025, Meta will pivot to making chatbots that exclusively tell dad jokes, and that’s how we’ll KNOW the apocalypse is upon us! 👽🔥 #Stonks #AIgoneWild