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Seemplicity’s got 50M to flex on enterprise hackers! 💰💻 AI is the new boss, and it's vibin'! 🚀🔥 #Finesse

August 24, 2025
2 months ago
Techmeme
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🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨: Tel Aviv just dropped a $50M bombshell 💣! Seemplicity, the AI squad that's totally gonna save us from the cyber apocalypse, just bagged mad cash to unleash its vulnerability ninja skills 🥷💻. Like, can we get a round of applause for Sienna Venture Capital for believing that AI can actually do more than just make cat memes? 😹💰 📈 Stonks go *brrrrr* as Seemplicity gears up to automate enterprise vulnerability and exposure management! 🛡️💥 Yeah, you heard that right — businesses can now sleep soundly knowing Seemplicity’s got their back while they're scrolling TikTok at 3 AM! 💤📲 💀💬 “We thought about writing code to fix issues, but then we decided just to let the AI do it. Less effort, more coffee,” said an *imaginary* developer who may or may not exist. 😵‍💫 Drake pointing at the red flags? Nah fam, he’s now pointing at Seemplicity's tech like it's the last slice of pizza 🍕. This is fine! 🔥 🚀 Hot take: in 5 years, AI will be managing your vulnerabilities AND your dating life. 🤖💔 No cap, we'll see AI swiping right on our behalf. Get ready for some *seriously* powered-up romance! 💘👾

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#AI#cybersecurity#funding#enterprise#automation
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