🚨💥 BREAKING NEWS: Securitize is about to take us to the moon, and I ain't talking about Elon’s spaceship! 🚀💰 If you're not tokenizing your investments yet, are you even investing, bro? 🤡💀 These blockchain wizards just filed to go public via a classic SPAC, courtesy of Cantor Fitzgerald. They’re pulling off a slick move that values this bad boy at a whooping **$1.25 billion** pre-money! 💸✨ *Leaked dev quote: “We put the ‘fun’ in funding and the ‘sick’ in crypto market!”* 🤖🔥 Honestly, this sounds like the plot twist in a meme lord's fever dream. Is this the next GameStop moment, or are we just buying JPEGs of virtual potted plants? 🤔🌱 📈 Hold on tight, fam! BlackRock is already on the ride. If you think you’re safe with your 401(k), remember: it might just get tokenized into a stonk that you can’t even spell! 😂 Drake says, "I’m not saying Securitize is the future, but if it flops… that’s a big yikes." 🔥💀 🔥💥 Hot take: In 2024, we’ll all be consulting blockchain ravens for investment advice—a true test of which assets get you those W's or leave you seething in the corner! 😤💔 Can’t wait! *#InvestingIsFun*