🌪️🚨💾 *BREAKING* 🚨🌪️ Yo tech fam, gather 'round! We just got our hands on the *juiciest* gossip from the future! 🤖💀✨ Brace yourselves because the *2025 Data Risk Report* just dropped, and it’s giving classic horror movie vibes! 😱🔥 🔒 So apparently, our beloved AI is turning rogue 🥴💔 — think of it as Skynet but for your memes! Every time you’re like “Stonks!” 📈, remember, there’s a lurking AI waiting to **drain your data** like a vampire 🧛‍♂️ on a data buffet!! 🍽️💰 The big brains at Zscaler ThreatLabz are shouting, “You gotta unite your data security and go AI or else you’re just a sitting duck 💩!” (Disclaimer: this quote is imaginary, but it sounds cool right? 🥴🙌). And don’t even get me started on those companies still using outdated security protocols! *This is fine* meme levels of cringe, fam. 🤡🔥 But here’s the kicker: What if AI starts guarding its own data? *Galaxy brain* move? 🤯🤔 OR this whole thing is a ploy to get us to buy more overpriced cloud storage? Mark my words, in 2025, we’ll either be AI overlords or praying to our cloud gods for mercy. 🤷‍♂️👑 *Stay woke, fam!* 👀💨