🚀🔥💰🎉 *Buckle up, tech warriors!* 🎉💰🔥🚀 So, the new *hot gossip* in the land of tech is *Agentic AI*! 🤖💀 These bad boys are about to take over your job faster than your coffee kicks in after a long night of coding! 😭☕️ But wait! Every time an AI *flexes its muscles* 💪💅 to automate stuff (like your bank’s cringe-worthy reconciliations), it needs to do the authentication tango! 💃🕺 **And guess what?** These “invisible identities” (aka NHIs—no, not the meme “not human identity” from your mom's favorite FB group) are outnumbering you humans like a wild Pokémon battle! 🥳⚔️ We're talking more NHIs than humans in the cloud—screaming *"Stonks!"* 📈💸 but we might be headed straight for a *This Is Fine* meme moment! 🔥☠️ 💬 *Leaked developer quote: “Yeah, I’m just sitting here watching the NHIs rack up more power while I struggle to get my laundry done. Help.”* To sum it up: If you think your boss is turning you into a robot, just wait until they’re at the mercy of these invisible AI overlords! 🤡💀 **Prediction Alert!** In the next five years, NHIs will rise up, form a union, and demand their own salary packages! 😂 *GPT-5 will negotiate for them while you fetch coffee!* ☕️👀 No cap, it’s about to get wild! Stay woke! 🚀🔥