🚨🚨 Breaking News, New Yorkers! 🚨🚨 👀 So, the Secret Service just pulled a FULL spy movie moment straight out of Jason Bourne and seized a GIGANTIC network that could’ve turned NYC into a black hole of cell service! 📵💀 Like, hello? Who thought this was a good idea?! 🤡 So apparently, these genius hackers were rolling with OVER 300 SIM servers and a mind-blowing 100,000 SIM cards! That’s enough SIMs to make even the most dedicated “Stonks” meme look like an amateur! 📈💰 One of the Secret Service’s finest, Special Agent Matt McCool (no cap, that sounds like a video game character), said this operation could’ve sent out 30 million anonymous texts per MINUTE! Just imagine the chaos… “Hey, wanna meet up?” “Lost your cat?” “I CAN SEE YOU!” 😂🔥 And let’s be real, who’s seething in the background? Foreign countries watching their plans flop harder than that one Drake meme where he’s like "Nope!" 🤨🚫 Leaked developer quote: *“Bro, I just wanted to send memes, not start World War III!”* 💀🔫 Here’s the UN-approved hot take: In the future, we’re ALL gonna be wearing tin foil hats to protect our brains from telecommunication mind control! 🤖👽 MARK MY WORDS! 📲 SHARE THIS WILD RIDE before the hackers get to your memes! 🚀🔥