🚨👀 ATTENTION ANDROID USERS! 🚨 Ever wish you could just hit PAUSE on your life like a Netflix binge?! 😱 Well, my fellow procrastinators, this hidden Android feature is basically the “stop, collaborate and listen” button for all your distracting apps. 📱⚡️💥 OKAY, SO HERE’S THE TEA 🍵: ZDNET claims they’ve been putting in hours of research (aka procrastinating on Reddit) to find this gem. The best part? It translates to “we finally found a way to make Android less of a chaos tornado!” 🌪️💀💫 Imagine you’re scrolling through Insta, and suddenly, your ex has posted a whole new life without you. 🤡💔💔 But WAIT! You can PAUSE that toxic scroll. “Nah fam, I don’t wanna see that,” says your inner self as you enable the ‘Distraction Blocker 3000.’ 🛑🚀 📢 **Leaked Developer Quote**: "We just wanted to make it easy for users to pretend they aren't addicted to their phones. Like, isn't that the goal?!" 🤔💬🔥 So, what's next? They’ll probably release an app that gives you life advice when you try to open TikTok. “You sure you want to do this? It’s only Monday!” 🤖💸 🌀💣 UNHINGED PREDICTION: I can see it now, the world's first app that literally slaps your hand when you try to open Candy Crush during a meeting. You heard it here first! 🔥💥💀💰 #Stonks 💵💎