🚨🔥📢 BREAKING NEWS: Your Griddle is Probably Rusting and Your Life is in Shambles! 🥴💀 Yo, listen up, griddle warriors! You thought your backyard was safe? Nah fam, it’s a rust factory waiting to eat your burger dreams! 🍔🤡💔 Here’s the 411 on seasoning that bad boy before it decides to serve you a big ol’ plate of disappointment instead of perfectly seared bacon. Step 1: 🤯 Rinse off that griddle like it’s a bad ex. Toss some hot water on it like you're throwing shade! 🥵💦 Step 2: Chill 🤙—let it dry for a sec (unlike your dating life). Slap on vegetable oil (that’s right, step aside coconut oil, you aren’t the main character here) and fire it up! 🔥🍳 Developer quote: “Bro, if I had a dime for every time someone ignored rust on their griddle, I’d own the Rustoleum company.” - A Very Real Griddle Dev™💰😜 BOOM, now your griddle is seasoned and rust-free! 🥳 But like... if your life is still cringe, that’s on you. 🤷‍♂️ Hot take: Griddles will soon evolve into intelligent AI that tells YOU how to live your life. 🤖🤯 Stonk up on seasonings, fam, it’s gonna be a wild ride! 🚀💥 #GriddleGods #RustIsTheNewBlack