🚨💻💥 BREAKING: Microsoft’s Windows Copilot has officially unlocked the secret door to the realm of file searching! 🚪🔍 I mean, who needs a search bar when you can talk to your computer like you’re on a first date? 🤖❤️ Imagine this: “Hey Copilot, find my embarrassing cringey selfies 🤳” and BOOM! Instant nostalgia wrapped in digital shame! 💀✨ But that’s not all! Excel’s Copilot is ABOUT to turn your wildest dreams into complex formulas. 💵📊 Like, “Can you PLEASE automate my college assignments?!” (Spoiler alert: NOPE). Microsoft’s dev team must be vibing hard in the lab, chugging energy drinks while begging users to “Please stop looking at Cornerstone-7001's files. It’s just sad.” 😂😂 #BrutalTruth And speaking of truth, here's a leaked quote from a Microsoft dev: “At this point, we’re basically just teaching computers to understand human desperation.” 🤡💔 #Based Now here’s a hot take: With Copilot’s relentless evolution, the next step is AI running your life decisions. “Should I buy coffee or a third cat?” 🚀🐱 This is the future we didn’t ask for, but here we are! So, NO CAP 🌌—get ready, you might even find that ONE sock that vanished last year. 🤷‍♂️💰💨 #Stonks