🚨🤡 BREAKING: Seal Security just bagged $13M to make your open-source vulnerabilities disappear faster than your ex’s texts! 💸💥💀 Listen up fam! These Israeli wizards 🧙‍♂️ from Unit 8200 (yes, the OG cyber-spies) are turning vulnerability remediation into a full-blown meme through automated tech. 📈💫 Like, imagine your code being safer than your mom’s meatloaf recipe after a 50% discount code. #Stonks 📉💔 Their goal? To put the "fun" back in "funding" by turbocharging your app security with open-source fixes faster than a TikTok dance trend can go viral! 💃🚀 So, a big shoutout to those brilliant minds in the startup scene trying to cure our cringe-worthy coding mistakes. 😬 ✨ Leaked Developer quote: “Why fix a vulnerability manually when you can throw cash at it and hope it goes away? Just like my student loans!” 💸💀 But hold up! This isn't just a tech flex. It's a full-on glow-up for cybersecurity. I mean, who's gonna need a firewall when you have Seal Security? (JK, please still use firewalls; don’t come crying to me when your cat video app gets hacked 🐱💔.) 🔥 Hot Take Alert: In 2025, we will all be using AI-powered vulnerability managers that talk back like your sassy CPU—so be ready to negotiate or seethe when it starts roasting your code! 🤖🔥