🚨 Breaking News: Sea is NOT drowning; they're raking in the 💰! 🚨 In the most riveting plot twist since the last season of *Game of Thrones*, Sea Ltd. just served us some spicy Q2 tea, and it's steaming hot! ☕🔥 Raking in a jaw-dropping $5.26 BILLION—yes, billion with a B, fam—up 38% YoY! 🤯 Grab your calculators; that’s more than your grandma's secret cookie recipe! 🍪💥 But wait! They kinda flopped on the net income, only netting $414M when they thought they were gonna flex with $444M. 😬 Oof! That’s like ordering a grande and getting a tall at Starbucks—pure cringe. 😩 Shopee, the online shopping playground, also snatched up $3.8B, driven by commissions and ads. Y'all, if buying random stuff during midnight online shopping feels like a generational addiction, it *totally is*! #Stonks 📈💪 Some imaginary dev named "Bob" was overheard saying, “We’re basically just charging people for the privilege of shopping in their pajamas. What a world!” 🌍😂 So, what’s next? I predict Sea is partnering with mermaids to sell underwater drones for virtual grocery shopping. 🧜‍♀️🤖💀👇 This is all perfectly sane, and no one should question it! Stay tuned, I guess! 🤪🚀