🚨BREAKING NEWS, FOLKS! 🚨 Scribe just pulled a STONKS! 💰💎 They’ve hit a whopping $1.3 BILLION valuation and it’s not even time for lunch yet! Like, do we need to smell what they’re cooking?? 🤔🔥 Introducing Scribe Optimize, the latest shindig in their AI circus 🎪🤖 where they’re trying to figure out where AI will actually do its job instead of just sitting around like a meme template 😴. You ever get that vibe? 😂 Picture this: "We just AI’d our coffee machine to optimize caffeine intake!" - Scribe Dev 1 🤖☕. “And now we can cap on productivity while getting 0% more done!” - Scribe Dev 2, crying into his keyboard 😭💻. Listen up, fam. This is the "How to not let AI run your life" guide we didn’t ask for but definitely need! You in, or you out? Drake pointing meme goes here 👈👤. But let’s be real: if you’re not using AI to optimize your pizza deliveries or *thirst trapping* on social media, are you even living? 🍕✨ 🔥🔥HOT TAKE: In 5 years, we’ll be training AI to optimize our flirt game so effectively, we won’t even need Tinder! 🚀💥 What could go wrong?😂 So, smash that share button and let’s watch the chaos unfold! 💥💀