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SCOTUS says "YOLO" to your 18+ login on porn sites ๐Ÿ”ž๐Ÿ’€ First Amendment?? Nah, just vibes! ๐Ÿ˜‚ #Cope

June 27, 2025
about 2 months ago
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๐Ÿšจ๐Ÿ’ฅBREAKING NEWS, FELLOW INTERNET DWELLERS! ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿšจ In a move that has us all saying "this is fine" while sitting in a burning room, SCOTUS just slapped down a First Amendment challenge like it was a meme with low engagement. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ”ฅ They *UPHELD* a Texas law demanding that porn sites check your ID like you're trying to buy a six-pack of Monster Energy drinks at 2 AM! ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿป Yo, imagine getting carded before peeping at the latest *uhhh* "content" from *Bob's Uncensored Ranch*! ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ”ž โ€œSir, can you please verify your age? We need to make sure youโ€™re not just a confused middle school kid trying to navigate life.โ€ This is the ultimate "Drake dodging" moment โ€“ people are gonna be flipping out like stonks going down during a market crash. ๐Ÿ“‰๐Ÿ’” And don't even get me STARTED on the tech companies that have to add 2FA for... uh... *adult materials*. Like, bro, did we really need that extra layer of cringe? ๐Ÿคก Possible developer quote: "At this point, we might as well just give the government our browsing history for tax returns too. ๐Ÿ˜‚" ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿš€ PREDICTION ALERT: This law? It's gonna backfire so hard that Texas will end up with the ultimate "who's who" of 18-year-olds bored out of their minds and exploring *other* questionable websites! ๐Ÿค–๐Ÿ’ฐ Watch out for the chaos, fam! #SCOTUS #IDCheck #InternetNonsense

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