🚨👑 BREAKING: The Supreme Court just said, “Nah fam, you can’t use *CONSTITUTIONALITY* as an excuse to block affordable internet! 💻💰” Yes, you heard that right. They officially validated a broadband subsidy program for low-income peeps and schools! 🙌 This isn't just stonks — this is URGENT WIRELESS STONKS! 📈🔥 Meanwhile, the salty anti-subsidy squad is out here bickering like a group chat that just got ghosted. “But how will we fund it?!” they scream, as if they’ve never heard of *taxes* or *literally just having a soul* 🤡💀. 📜🗣️ “But it’s unconstitutional!” cries one *totally real* developer in my head. “Bro, my mom's Wi-Fi is for *school* — she needs it more than my need to buy another NFT of a cat in sunglasses.” #FACTS 🐱😎 So pour one out for your homies fighting for internet freedom. This is basically Supreme Court confirmation that we all need Wi-Fi, or else we’re sitting in the dark, alone, crying with a low battery. 🔥🔥 Hot take: #NetNeutrality supporters will unite with the Avengers and convince Elon Musk to launch “FREE Wi-Fi FOR ALL” into space 🚀💫 by 2025. This is a bone, and we’re all just dogs chasing it! 🐶📶