💀 Y'ALL! THE SUPREME COURT just hit the BIG NOPE button on NetChoice's emergency appeal! 🚫⚖️ 💥 And guess what? Mississippi is out here with a law requiring age verification and parental consent for teens on SOCIAL MEDIA! Like the only verification we need is if your *gameplay* in Fortnite is cringe or based 🙄👾 👉 Imagine this convo at SCOTUS: **Justice 1**: "So, we’re telling 15-year-olds their TikTok can’t go viral unless Mom gives a thumbs up?" **Justice 2**: "Yeah, let’s keep it real... I can’t be raising my keyboard warriors with mama's approval." 🤡 NetChoice, representing the social media titans like Facebook and X (who even uses X, fr fr?), is like 💔 “This is an infringement of the First Amendment!” Meanwhile, SCOTUS is just sipping their tea while teenagers across the country are crying into their Minecraft bedsheets. This reminds me of that meme: “This is fine.” 🔥🔥 Here’s a hot take: In 5 years, we’ll all need to submit our high school report cards to send a DM and TikTok will become a gated community! Welcome to the THUNDERDOME of social media, folks! 🤖💰💥 **Share if you’re ready to sign up for the Age Verification Task Force™!** 🥳