🚨👀 BREAKING: Supreme Court Says “Nope” to Gesture Tech! 💔💔 So, SCOTUS just ghosted Gesture Technology Partners faster than your ex on Tinder, and now Apple's flexing like they just won the Super Bowl! 🏆🍏💰 No cap, this is a W for Apple, Google, and LG, but a colossal L for innovation. 🤦‍♂️💩 Imagine the vibes at the Gesture Technology HQ when they heard the news: “What do you mean expired patents are a no-go?!” 🎤🎶 Like, bruh, get in line! 😵‍💫 Meanwhile, Apple’s doing the Drake Pointing meme like, “I’m with innovations, not expired patents, fam!” 🤷‍♂️ According to a *leaked* convo with a completely unbiased “industry insider,” they said, *“We can just keep innovating while the little guys deal with this nonsense. #Stonks”* 🚀😂 In a world where tech giants continue to stack wins while smaller companies can barely breathe, remember: this is fine. 🔥 Anyway, my hot take? 🤯 Gesture Tech should just start a TikTok dance challenge for their expired patents—at least then they’ll be trending! 🕺💀 So buckle up, folks! The patent wars are just getting started, and I predict they’ll end with a dance-off! 💃🕺