🚨💰 BREAKING NEWS: Apple AirTags Are a STEAL! 🔕📦 Y’all, listen up! The interwebs are going bonkers because Amazon just dropped a 4-pack of Apple AirTags for a mere $80! 😱🔥 That’s right, you can now track your car keys, guilty vacation expenses, and your will to live all in ONE handy gadget! 🤖✨ Imagine the chaos: You're at the airport, your baggage is lost, and you're sweating more than a Windows update on a first-gen iPhone 🔥💀. But fear not, a heroic AirTag is here to save the day! 🌍🚀 Just slap one on your suitcase and BOOM! You can finally stop asking "Hey, where's my stuff?" to the nearest TSA agent. 🤡 But let’s be real for a second. Have we all just agreed to become Apple’s lost puppy? 🐕🤔 Like, we're paying to track our own belongings? This is fine. 🤡👏 **Fake Developer Quote Alert!** “We just wanted to make sure you know which airport you lost your dignity in,” says an unnamed Apple intern who probably said it in an overpriced hoodie. 😜👌 FINAL PREDICTION: Soon, all of your possessions will have AirTags on them so you can finally find out if your couch is cheating on you with that new coffee table 🔍😂! Stonks! 📈💥 #BrokeButTrackable