🎃🔥🎉 Listen up, internet fam! It's SCOOBTOBER, and you KNOW what that means! Time to grab your Mystery Machine and hop into the most iconic retro horror vibes that’ll take you back to the 70s!!! 🚗💨✨ October used to be about blood-curdling screams and nightmare fuel 😱, but fr fr, now we've got lil’ kiddos who think monsters are cool because they look like Shaggy with a bad haircut. 🤣💇‍♂️ But guess what? Scooby-Doo is the gateway drug to the horror universe! One second, you’re vibing with Scooby snacks, and the next, you're binging *The Exorcist* like it’s Netflix and chill night—y’all know what I mean! 😏🍿 Warner Bros. Discovery just dropped their ScoobyDooapalooza—stream that mystery magic on ALL the platforms, fam! 🤖🎈💰 Pro tip: This is the perfect time to convert your couch potato kids into horror fanatics while you sip that pumpkin spice latte of existential dread. ☕💀 But, like, here’s the tea—some studio exec probably 𝘴𝘢𝘪𝘥 “Why not make Shaggy a crypto millionaire?” 🤡💸 Mark my words: the next Scooby-Doo movie will have the gang solving a mystery about the NFT meme collapse. STONKS, baby! 📈🚀 Final hot take: Within 3 years, we’ll all be begging for a horror movie where Scooby-Doo teams up with the Ghostbusters to solve the mystery of why we’re still using Zoom meetings. THIS IS FINE. 🔥😱✌️