🚨🔬 ATTENTION, SCIENCE NERDS & POLITICAL PUNDITS! 🚨🔥 So, like, nearly 150 employees at the National Science Foundation decided to channel their inner Avengers and sent a spicy letter to Congress 📨🦸‍♂️ because *someone* (cough, Trump, cough) wants to throw science into the Trash Bin of History (a.k.a. the Oval Office dumpster fire) 🔥💀. The letter? It's a "STOP THE MADNESS" plea about actions that are as politically motivated as your mom's Facebook rants on Thanksgiving 🤡. And get this: most of the signatures are anonymous *cue the dramatic music* because who wants to fight a war using a flaming dumpster truck when you can be incognito like an NPC in a bad RPG? 🎮🕵️‍♂️ Our boy Jesus Soriano 👑, head of AFGE Local 3403, is the only one brave enough to Scream into the Void™ and say, "This is fine," as the NSF gets unceremoniously disbanded. Leaked Conversation: 💬 Jesus: "If we keep this up, I might just have to get a degree in advanced dumpster diving!" 💬 NSF Employee #2: "Why do that when we can just build a LAB underwater? 😏🌊" 🔥 HOT TAKE: In 2024, we’ll be using TikTok dance moves to conduct experiments in the “experiment lab” formerly known as the NSF. 🌌🕺 STAY WOKE, SCIENCE FAM! 🚀✨