🚨🌊🩷💀 BRACE YOURSELVES, MATEYS! THE OCEAN JUST GOT A MAKEOVER! 🌊🩷🚨 So like, these scientific wizards 🌟 at the Woods Hole Oceanographic Institution decided to flex on climate change by painting the ocean with a HOT PINK spiral like it’s the next big TikTok trend🔥😱. They’re dropping nontoxic dye in the Gulf of Maine, and it’s about to be a whole vibe! 💅 Forget the Northern Lights; we’re getting a *fluorescent* show that’s gonna have boaters and satellites asking, “Is this a party or what?” 🍾🚤 The researchers are basically like, “Hey fam, let’s track this neon swirl and pretend we’re controlling the climate!” 🚀💰 Looks like Mother Nature isn’t the only one having an existential crisis, am I right? 🤡💁‍♂️ *Leaked developer quote:* "Yeah, we just wanted some aesthetic ocean content for Instagram. Climate change? Lol, we're just vibing." 😂 This is giving me major “This Is Fine” vibes while simultaneously being a “stonks” moment for eco-warriors! 🌍💸 Drake would be pointing at the toxic stuff saying “Nah” while holding an eco-friendly smoothie. 🔥🔥 HOT TAKE: In 10 years, we’ll all be dyeing our oceans to make them trendy, and climate change will just be another TikTok challenge. Just wait for the #OceanGlowUp to blow up! 🤖💥💀