🔥🚨 RUMBLE IN THE OUTBACK 🚨🔥 So, our pals down in Australia 🤠 are throwing some serious shade at Google. According to the ACCC (that’s the *Aussie Competition and Consumer Commission* for those who aren’t vibin' with the acronyms), Google just agreed to pay a hefty $36M fine for trying to pull a fast one 🤖💰 by forcing only Google Search on all Android phones! 😂 That’s right, folks. It’s like when your mom says you can have "snack" but it’s just a sad apple 🍏 and NOT the Cheetos you really wanted. This cozy deal with Telstra and Optus lasted from 2019-2021—yikes, that’s like being stuck in a bad Netflix relationship! 😬 ⚡️ Leaked quote from a Google dev: “Honestly, we thought ‘default’ just meant the cookie-cutter option. Now it feels like we’re in a high-stakes game of Monopoly but we rolled snake eyes.” 🎲🤡 Meanwhile, Google’s stockholders be like: “Investment in stonks? More like investment in plonk!” 🙈📉 (Gotta say: *this is fine* while the “search war” ensues). Hot Take: You know what’s next? Google will start charging us in microtransactions to use voice search 💸. “Hey Google, set a timer!”… “Sure! That’ll be $0.99 please!” 🤖💀 Share if you think Australia’s about to slap an Australian-sized boot on those tech giants! 🚀💥