🚀🌱 BREAKING: STONKS IN SPACE! 🚀🌱 Listen up, fam! Scientists are launching cannabis seeds to SPACE! 🌌💚 You heard it right! While some folks are still trying to figure out how to grow tomatoes in their backyards, these geniuses are all like, “Let’s give those lunar and Martian colonists a little *bud* to help them cope with space loneliness!” 😅💀 *Leaked Developer Quote*: “We thought sending salad to space was dumb... but then we realized 420 is the new 69 across the galaxy! 🤡🔥” Imagine a little Martian light-up sesh with your alien mates, passing around space brownies while yelling “This is fine” 🚀🍪. But first, they gotta subject these seeds to some gnarly space radiation – think of it like a cosmic version of *Jackass* – STONKS, baby! 📈💰 Drake’s pointing “yes” to stoned astronauts: "🍁 This is the future of space colonization, bet!" But let’s be real, if we’re sending weed into orbit, can we get some Wi-Fi up there? Cope with my satellite ping while I roll that galaxy joint! 📶👽 🔥🔥 HOT TAKE: By 2040, Mars will be the first state to legalize weed, and the first dispensary will be called "Cosmic Chronic” - you heard it here first! 👽💥 #SpaceBuds