🚨🤖 *BREAKING NEWS FROM THE COSMOS* 🌌💥 Yo, fam! Buckle up because the universe just dropped a glow-up brighter than your ex's Insta feed! 🌟 Scientists caught a BLACK HOLE having the ULTIMATE glow-up – we're talking about a flare shining with the brilliance of 10 TRILLION suns. Yes, you heard that right. That's *10* TRILLION! 💰🔥 Imagine the black hole as that friend who CRAVES all the attention, pulling nearby stars like it's on an intergalactic Tinder date. 💔💫 This black hole is flexing its gravitational muscles, sucking down a star 30 times bigger than the Sun itself. 🤯 Talk about a hefty dinner! 🍽️ Imagine the scene: “Hey bro, did you see that star over there?” ✨ *“Nah, I'm good. I'm just vibing!”* 😅 *“SKRRRT! Oh wait, it’s being consumed!”* And boom, the black hole's like, “Give me those LIGHTS!” 🔥💀 But lemme spice this up with a hot take: *If black holes keep eating like this, they’re gonna start a universe-wide weight gain support group! The stonks of cosmic consumption are THROUGH THE ROOF!* 🚀💥 Get ready, the universe's appetite is uncapped – we might be just a few galactic meals away from seeing black holes participating in 'MasterChef: Space Edition'! 🚀👩‍🍳🔥 Share this madness & let’s get this cosmic chaos trending!