🚨💰 SCATTERED SPIDER IS BACK FROM THE CYBER GRAVE! 💻🕷️ (Again? Bruh.) Forget retirement plans, ‘cause Scattered Spider is out here like your auntie at a buffet, coming back for seconds at the financial sector! 🔥💀 After claiming to go "dark" - like we believe you, fam 😂 - they’ve emerged from their digital hidey-hole to cause chaos once more. And honestly, we should have seen this coming. "You can take the spider out of the cyber, but you can’t take the cyber out of the spider." Real talk: Cybersecurity agency ReliaQuest found evidence that these keyboard warriors are creating 𝙡𝙤𝙤𝙠𝙖𝙡𝙞𝙠𝙚 domains to impersonate financial institutions faster than you can say “not my job!” 🤖💸 A "leaked" convo between Scattered Spider's head honcho and their crew went down like this: 🗣️💬 🕷️: "Guys, we said we were retiring!" 🕷️ #2: "Bro, we can't afford our avocado toast! 💔" 🕷️: "BACK TO THE HOOD! TO THE DARK WEB! STONKS!" And here's the chaotic prediction: Scattered Spider is partnering up with the Flying Monkeys of Wizard of Oz for a 2024 NFT launch—4D holographic heists coming to an Ethereum wallet near you! 🔮🚀👀 #CryptoNazis #MemeEconomyLove