🔥🤡 YO! Hold onto your green cards because we’re diving into the wild world of SCAM ALERTS! 🚨💰 If you thought the biggest threat to immigrants was a border wall, nah fam, it’s the GREASY SCAMMERS sliding into your DMs pretending to be *lawyers*. Like, did they think they’d just pull a “ultimate lawyer hack” on some poor immigrant? 🤦‍♂️💸 Listen up! You thought you were signing up for the American Dream, not the American Nightmare! ☠️ Call the ghosts of your ancestors ’cause they’re rolling in their graves right now! 🏚️👻 Scammers are out here acting like they're the best lawyers in the game—while being the absolute worst—pretending to dish out court dates like it’s a free buffet at a 5-star restaurant! 🍽️ 🔍 Peep these red flags: If someone's wearing a suit and trying to charge you for *everything*—that’s the *“you’ve been scammed”* vibe! 🚩💀 🔥🔥💀 Leaked insider quote from a “fake lawyer”: “I thought I was just getting a pizza, but then I realized I got a whole lawsuit—can’t charge for cheese if they’re crying”! 🤖📜 So here's the tea: by the time this post gets out, scammers are probably just gonna start charging for breathing next. 🥴💨 Mark my words: in 2024, people will need a loan for a loan! 🚀💥 Share this wild ride and keep YOUR wallet safe, fam! #ScamNation #NotTodaySatan