🚨💻 **BREAKING NEWS IN THE TECH BIZ - GPU PRICES GOT BODIED LIKE A N00B IN A COD MATCH!** 💰👾 Hold onto your GPUs, folks, because ScaleOps just dropped a new AI Infra Product that’s slashing GPU costs harder than your grandma's meatloaf! 🍖💀 We're talking a whopping **50% to 70%** savings for self-hosted enterprise LLMs—no cap! That’s more savings than your broke friend gets from stealing Wi-Fi! 😂💸 **"We just wanted to make LLMs as cheap as ordering takeout,"** said ScaleOps CEO Yodar Shafrir, while definitely not sweating over how to explain *why* their product isn’t free. 😅🚀 And it runs on Adobe’s “Make It Work” principle, so you KNOW it’s going to be a chaotic mix of genius and horrible decisions. 😬🤖 So, if you’re an enterprise looking to get y’all’s AI on fleek without selling your kidney for GPUs, this might just be your jam. But wait! Are they really letting you custom-quote your pricing? *Cue the Drake meme: Drake pointing eagerly to the savings, then cringing at the secrecy!* 😳💵 🔥🔥 **Hot take:** This is just the beginning. Soon, every tech company will be boasting about AI solutions that cut costs by 99%. Next up, AI-powered tea-brewing robots 💀🤖 that make your daily chamomile while monitoring your GPU usage. **Get ready for the future, fam!** 🚀✨