🌟 BREAKING: Scale AI is about to give the boot to your average data labeler and replace them with finance bros flexing their PhDs! 💸💼 Y’all thought your side hustle was safe? Nah fam, it’s time for the 9-to-5 warriors to serve up that *expertise* instead of cheap labor. #CapitalismGoneWild 🙃 In a move straight outta the “let’s ruin everything” playbook 📖, Scale AI is hiring elite brainiacs who probably think their brains are the size of a galaxy 🌌— meanwhile, your basic data labeler is left looking like the meme of a dog sitting in a burning room like “This is fine.” 🔥🐶 What’s next? 🤔 “Hey low-cost labelers, thanks for your service but we’ve got Reasoning AI now—back to the gig economy dumpster! 🚮” Just imagine the next big financial model being built by some dude named Chad with a laptop and a 5-hour energy drink. 💪💻 Leak alert! 🚨 “Honestly, we just wanted someone to say ‘YOLO’ at data meetings,” said a completely fictional Scale AI intern. 🔥 HOT TAKE: In 5 years, the only labelers left will be IRL NPCs getting paid in GME stonks. You heard it here first! 🚀💰