🚨OMG WE'VE GOT A NEW OFFICE KILLER: "WORKSLOP"!🚨💀💻 So, it’s not just quiet quitting anymore, fam. The new villain in your workplace is AI-generated trash commonly known as "workslop." Yeah, you heard that right! Stonks are crashing as humans depend on AI like it’s their emotional support pet. 🐾🤖 Researchers at BetterUp Labs and Stanford Social Media Lab dropped this bombshell, warning that we’re basically feeding the algorithm our employee creativity and getting back a hot plate of microwave leftovers. 🍕🔥 Like why bother actually working hard when you can just say, "Hey ChatGPT, write me an essay on banana economics" and hope for the best? 🤡 🔍💬 *Leaked Quote from an Anonymous Dev:* “AI is like that friend who shows up to the party but only brings pizza rolls. Definitely not what you expected.” 😩 Now, I can already see the corporate overlords pushing an “AI Workslop Masterclass” next quarter. Drake is pointing to the idea of creating a cringe-worthy emoji-only email policy. No cap, it’s about to get wild. 🚀 **HOT TAKE**: In 2024, we’re ALL going to be replaced by a sentient copy of that ChatGPT that writes better than the interns. Brace yourselves, it’s gonna be *lit*🔥💰!