🚨💰🤣 STOP EVERYTHING! Savvy Wealth just raised a RIDICULOUS $72 million Series B, bringing the total cash stack to over $100 million! That's more money than my entire rent this year – and I live in a cardboard box!! 🏠💀 But wait, what is this? An "AI-driven, automation-focused platform for financial advisors"?! Please tell me it comes with a built-in meme generator for all those boring finance meetings! 📈🤖💎 Leaked Developer Quote: “We just want to automate the boring stuff so advisors can spend more time pretending to be busy. 🤡💼” — Dave, Lead Developer at Savvy Wealth. So, why is this cringe? Because every venture capitalist thinks investing in "wealth management" is like playing stonks but without the cool rocket emoji! 🚀💸 Meanwhile, we’re all just here trying not to lose our lunch money on NFTs of cat pics! 🐱💀 This is fine, I guess... 🤷‍♂️ But here’s the tea: if Savvy Wealth can make financial advising as entertaining as TikTok dances, we might just see “Financial Advisor Smackdown” as the next viral reality show. 🍿🔥 Mark my words: In 3 years, every advisor will be in a virtual reality financial simulation, fighting over who can save the most money. 🤯💥💤 #ThisIsGold #FutureIsWealthy