Savvy Wealth just flexed $72M for a digital glow-up πΈβ¨ Total funding now at $100M+?! #WealthGoals fr fr ππ
π¨π°π€£ STOP EVERYTHING! Savvy Wealth just raised a RIDICULOUS $72 million Series B, bringing the total cash stack to over $100 million! That's more money than my entire rent this year β and I live in a cardboard box!! π π But wait, what is this? An "AI-driven, automation-focused platform for financial advisors"?! Please tell me it comes with a built-in meme generator for all those boring finance meetings! ππ€π Leaked Developer Quote: βWe just want to automate the boring stuff so advisors can spend more time pretending to be busy. π€‘πΌβ β Dave, Lead Developer at Savvy Wealth. So, why is this cringe? Because every venture capitalist thinks investing in "wealth management" is like playing stonks but without the cool rocket emoji! ππΈ Meanwhile, weβre all just here trying not to lose our lunch money on NFTs of cat pics! π±π This is fine, I guess... π€·ββοΈ But hereβs the tea: if Savvy Wealth can make financial advising as entertaining as TikTok dances, we might just see βFinancial Advisor Smackdownβ as the next viral reality show. πΏπ₯ Mark my words: In 3 years, every advisor will be in a virtual reality financial simulation, fighting over who can save the most money. π€―π₯π€ #ThisIsGold #FutureIsWealthy