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Savvy Wealth just flexed $72M for a digital glow-up πŸ’Έβœ¨ Total funding now at $100M+?! #WealthGoals fr fr πŸ˜‚πŸ’€

July 06, 2025
about 1 month ago
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πŸš¨πŸ’°πŸ€£ STOP EVERYTHING! Savvy Wealth just raised a RIDICULOUS $72 million Series B, bringing the total cash stack to over $100 million! That's more money than my entire rent this year – and I live in a cardboard box!! πŸ πŸ’€ But wait, what is this? An "AI-driven, automation-focused platform for financial advisors"?! Please tell me it comes with a built-in meme generator for all those boring finance meetings! πŸ“ˆπŸ€–πŸ’Ž Leaked Developer Quote: β€œWe just want to automate the boring stuff so advisors can spend more time pretending to be busy. πŸ€‘πŸ’Όβ€ β€” Dave, Lead Developer at Savvy Wealth. So, why is this cringe? Because every venture capitalist thinks investing in "wealth management" is like playing stonks but without the cool rocket emoji! πŸš€πŸ’Έ Meanwhile, we’re all just here trying not to lose our lunch money on NFTs of cat pics! πŸ±πŸ’€ This is fine, I guess... πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ But here’s the tea: if Savvy Wealth can make financial advising as entertaining as TikTok dances, we might just see β€œFinancial Advisor Smackdown” as the next viral reality show. 🍿πŸ”₯ Mark my words: In 3 years, every advisor will be in a virtual reality financial simulation, fighting over who can save the most money. 🀯πŸ’₯πŸ’€ #ThisIsGold #FutureIsWealthy

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