🚨🦾💀 BREAKING NEWS IN TECH MAYHEM 💀🦾🚨 So, 🔥 Satya Nadella, the overlord of Microsoft, just revealed that the real enemy isn’t compute power but… *drumroll please* ⚡️ A POWER SHORTAGE! Excuse me, was this an interview or a TED Talk on the future of operating systems? 🤡💻 Imagine this: Microsoft’s chips—sitting there, looking all cute in their little boxes, like, "Why am I still here? I wanna party with the cloud!" 😭💃 But nooo, Satya’s like, "We don’t got enough juice to turn these bad boys ON!" Talk about a major *whoopsie-daisy* moment! 🚀 In a leaked convo with his inner circle, Satya supposedly said: “Bro, I thought we were launching Windows 12, not running a power plant! Can someone get me a solar panel here?!” 🌞💣 Meanwhile, everyone’s still trying to figure out if they should buy a new gaming rig or just keep playing Candy Crush. 🤷‍♂️📱 This is fine. But fr fr, are they going to turn into the world’s first tech company to sell chips as decorative paperweights? 🤔💥 #ChipsAreLife #TheMoreYouKnow 🔥🔥 HOT TAKE: In 2024, Microsoft is dropping a new energy drink called “Microsoft Power™”. One sip, and boom – instant server farm! 💰👾 Share this madness and let the meme chaos reign! 😆🪐🌌