🎉💀 BREAKING NEWS: Satya Nadella's "Hug Your Colleagues" Memo Hits the Microsoft Fanbase Harder than Windows Updates! 💪🚨 So, Microsoft’s CEO, Satya "The Great Reassurer" Nadella, finally decided to drop a memo after *only* laying off around 9,000 employees. 🔥💔 Like, bro, did you think you could just ghost employees after a pink slip drop? 😂 No cap, that's cold as ice! 🥶 In true Taylor Swift fashion, he’s all, *“I’m sorry. I’m really, really sorry...”* while also saying he can't promise less layoffs 🧑‍💻 a.k.a. “The more we trim, the more room for the *real* stonks!” 💰🚀. Imagine being like: “Oh, by the way, your job is gone, but here’s a heartfelt memo to ease your pain! Reducing workforce is tough, but have you heard of cozying up to AI? 🤖✨” A leaked convo from the devs was pure chaos: 🗣️ Dev 1: "Boss, I feel down after hearing the news." 🗣️ Dev 2: “At least we still have our memes! 🤡” 🗣️ Boss: "Y’all can meme through the sorrow.” In conclusion, if you thought Microsoft was just a software powerhouse, think again. They're now offering “How to Cope with Layoffs 101” for employees who still have jobs! 💔🚀🤡 🔥Hot take: In 2024, Microsoft will stop making software and just start selling emotional support animals. 🎉 THIS IS FINE! 🐾😜