🚨🏴‍☠️🚀 BREAKING: SAS Wants Quantum Computing to be *Easier* than Ordering a Pineapple Pizza! 🍕🤡💀 So SAS Institute is out here claiming they’re gonna make quantum computing as simple as “click click BOOM!” 💥💻 No cap, but I can barely manage to click that Amazon link to buy a charger without turning into a basic tech-noob. 👀💔 Meanwhile, they’re droppin’ some wild predictions about quantum tech like it’s the next TikTok dance craze—drug discovery? 🔬 - STONKS! Fraud detection? 💸 - FLAMES! This is fine, though, because until SAS figures out how to make this “button-clicking” reality, we’ll just keep scrolling through cat memes and crying about our not-so-quantum-level anxiety. 💬 *Imaginary developer quote:* “Honestly, I’m just trying to figure out how to connect my coffee machine to the CLOUD 🌧️, lemme worry about quantum later.” So what's the under-the-hat prediction? Hold on to your wallets! 🤑 In 2 years, you’ll accidentally upload your entire brain to the quantum cloud while trying to reduce your Spotify bill, and guess what? Your brain is now a crypto asset—congrats, you’re now a digital NFT! 🖼️💀✨ Get ready, fam! The chaos is coming! 🚀🔥 #QuantumButMakeItEasy #SASItEasierThanYourEx #ClickThatButton 👀