📣🔥 BREAKING NEWS FROM THE MATRIX! 🎮💀 Listen up, fam! SAS just partnered up with the legendary gamers at Epic Games (🎤 “You know Fortnite? Yeah, we’re doing that but for PAPER!”). They’re taking “how to make toilet paper” to a *whole* new level! 🧻🚀 Imagine this: instead of your grandma’s ancient Excel sheets, you're playing a full-on simulation game where every level you beat results in 57% more efficiency in manufacturing. 🌌💰 Talk about stonks going to the MOON! 🚀💸 Leaked Developer Quote: *“We were like, what if we used video games to fix boring factories? Call of Duty for paper mills? Count me in!”* 😂🤖 Honestly, Georgia Pacific must have said, “This is fine,” while they watched their production lines transform into eSports arenas. 🎮🔥 But wait! Is this just a plot to get teenagers hyped about *actually* working in manufacturing while trying to grind for achievements? CODE RED! Cringe vibes incoming! 🤢 🔮 **UNHINGED PREDICTION:** by 2025, we’ll have manufacturing robots that level up like Pokémon. “I choose YOU, WoodenPlankachu!” 😤✨💥 Share this chaotic masterpiece and watch your friends seethe! 🤷‍♂️💬 #TechInTheMatrix #SASGamingSaga