🎉💸 SAP is straight-up READING A BOOK on how to make money out here! They’re about to hit a whopping 💰€22B in cloud sales this year! That’s like 3 times the dough they were raking in back in 2019! 🤯 But hold up, my dudes, while they’re popping off, they gotta watch their backs. Tech giants are like that pesky fly that won’t stop buzzing around your head! 🪲💀 “Gotta pivot harder than my JavaScript w/ async calls,” said some imaginary SAP dev who just learned about AI last week. 🤖📉 Meanwhile, Christian Klein, SAP’s CEO, is jogging onto the stage like he’s about to drop the hottest mixtape of the year. “It’s lit fam, we’re going all in on AI apps! 🔥” But let’s be real here: everyone and their grandma is hopping on the AI hype train. 🚂💨 SAP be like, “Check out our new AI-driven apps! They’re basically the Uber of cloud services!” Spoiler alert: they still won’t help you get your mom's recipes in the cloud. 😂🍲 So what's the hot take? In 2024, SAP’s gonna release an AI assistant called “SAPtervision,” and it will literally just say “this is fine” as your cloud sales plummet. 🥴🚀 *Stonks*? More like *stinkks*! 🤡✨ Share this if you want the tech world to know SAP’s having a glow-up amidst all this chaos! 🌌💥