🚨👀 BREAKING NEWS! SAP just drop-kicked the snooze button with their Q2 earnings! 🎉💰 For all the non-mathletes in the back, they reported a jaw-dropping €9.03B this quarter, but like a kid who forgot their lunch, they ONLY missed the estimate by a little bit—€0.02B to be exact. 🤡💀 Stonks? More like stink-ons! But WAIT, there’s more! Cloud revenue soared by 24% to €5.13B! 🌩️☁️ But can we get a moment of silence for the estimated €5.15B? Yikes, am I right? 😳 *sips tea* It’s like they were SO CLOSE but decided to play it like the kid who PEAKED at their high school prom. The German giants are also flexing that OP profit by 32% to €2.57B. Do I smell 💩 or is that just SAP backing their guidance for the year like a predator stalking its prey? 🦁 *Leaked developer quote*: "Yeah, we just throw money at cloud stuff until it works, no cap." – *an unamed SAP dev* 🔥🔥 Hot Take: If SAP’s cloud game doesn't take off like Elon on Twitter, we're looking at a business software apocalypse where Microsoft Office reigns supreme. Watch out world! 👀💀