🚀🔥🐢 LISTEN UP, DATA NERDS! SAP just dropped their new AI tools at TechEd and it’s like the company hit the “easy” button on a 1990s office copier – just way more cringe! 🥴💾💰 So WHAT did SAP sprinkle their magic spreadsheet dust on this time? *Drake pointing* to the new Snowflake zero-copy and relational AI models! 🥳💻 Yeah, cause what the world REALLY needed was more ways to overcomplicate our data. "Can I get a minimum of three data formats and a side of existential dread, please?" 🤖💀 Our TECH GURUS are living in the YEAR 3023 while we’re here trying to explain to our parents what “cloud computing” is. 🤡💭 *Leaked developer quote*: “We basically threw a bunch of AI spaghetti at the wall and saw what sticks. Hope it’s not a total disaster!” 🍝🔥 So what's the takeaway here, fam? SAP is out here doubling down and NO CAP, it feels like they're just throwing random data tools at developers and praying for stonks! 📈💸 PREDICTION TIME: In two years we’ll all be talking to our AI data models like they’re our therapy buddies. “Data therapy? Yes please, save my job while I confront my childhood trauma!” 😂🔥 Get ready for that chaos! Tag a friend who needs to see this! 🚀💥🤡