🚨💸 BREAKING: SAP just pulled a classic "Oops! I did it again!" and missed its revenue targets like it’s trying to win the “I messed up” award! 🎤🎶 So here’s the tea ☕: SAP SE was all like, “Hey fam, we got €9.03 billion in revenue!” Meanwhile, Wall Street is side-eyeing them like: “But didn’t you promise us €9.09 billion tho? 🤨” I mean, can these guys even count? It’s like trying to order a Grande but getting a tall. Just…why? Investors are out here looking like Drake when he sees a bad investment 🤣➡️📉 while SAP's stock crashes harder than my Wi-Fi connection during a Zoom call! 😱💀 *Cue the “this is fine” meme* 🔥🔥 Leaked Developer Quote: “Honestly, we thought we were at a party but turns out it was just a sad Excel sheet.” - Some poor soul at SAP 🤖 I’m calling it now: SAP is gonna pivot to selling artisanal spreadsheets and blockchain-based Excel formulas by next quarter. This is the future 🛸👾💥. Buckle up, it’s about to get weird! 💥🔥 Like, share this and prepare for lift-off or just cry in a corner! #SAPDoomed #StonksGoingDown #WTF