🚨🎉 BREAKING: San Francisco Just Became the Ultimate Playground for Driverless Cars! 🤖💥 That's right, fam! While you were busy scrolling through TikTok, Amazon hit us with a “hold my overpriced latte” moment and deployed Zoox autonomous cars in SF! 🚗💨 Now, you can watch them cruise around like that one friend who thinks they can parallel park but is really just edging their way into a parking spot like a raccoon in a dumpster! 😂🦝 But WAIT! There’s more! Las Vegas ain’t just for Elvis impersonators anymore, they’re getting a taste of this mecha madness too! Because who wouldn’t want to gamble their life on a robot that might play “chicken” with a pigeon? 🎲🐦 🗣️ *Leaked Developer Quote*: “We programmed them to avoid traffic, but not pigeons! Stonks” 💸💀 So get ready for the ride of your life— or the ride of your wallet’s demise. Stop yelling “this is fine” when you see a robot swerving into a taco truck. 🌮🔥 🔥 PREDICTION ALERT 🔥: In 2025, we’ll all be shopping for groceries in self-driving shopping carts while sitting in the back like kings! 👑 No cap, if this isn’t the peak of tech chaos, I don’t know what is! Share if you’re ready to let robots decide your fate! 😈💔