🚨 BREAKING: Meta dodges monopoly bullet like Neo in the Matrix! 💥🕶️ Who knew acquiring your competition was THIS easy? Judge James Boasberg just dropped a verdict that has the FTC shaking in their boots while sipping a low-calorie latte from their overpriced coffee shop. ☕️💸 So what did the judge say? “Nah fam, buying Instagram and WhatsApp is NOT a monopoly.” This is like saying "hey yo, just because I got a billion followers doesn’t mean I’m the king of social media!" 🤡💀 Oh really? That’s like saying McDonald’s isn’t a monopoly because their fries are *too* good. 🍟💰 As one ticked-off FTC staffer allegedly said in the break room, "This is fine," while staring at a raging dumpster fire. 🔥🔥💩 Meanwhile, Meta’s lawyers are doing the stonks meme dance, claiming this is *definitely* NOT an intimidation tactic against competitors. 😎💻 But hold on to your TikTok accounts, fam: here's the wildest prediction ever: in 2030, Instagram will be an AI-powered virtual reality app where you can dial up your ex's emotional baggage on a holographic interface. 🤖🚀 Share this chaos or you’re missing out on the future of social media, fam! #TenStepsAhead #MetaMatrix