🔥 Hold on to your avocado toast, fam! If you're rollin' into San Francisco for business in 2025, buckle up because this ain’t your grandma’s business trip! 🚀💼 First off, if you step outside and don’t have the “This is fine” dog meme on speed dial, you’re already doing it wrong. 🌉🤣 They say San Francisco is a "failed city," but let’s be real—it's just in "quirky character development" mode. 🥴💀💅 “Hey, did you hear about the crumbling infrastructure?” said literally no one who’s still riding the tech boom wave. 📉💰 It’s like your Wi-Fi connection: sometimes shaky, but keep refreshing and it’ll be fire! 💪🔥 So what’s the *vibe check*? If you’re not sipping overpriced kombucha from a thousand-year-old fermented cedar tree while discussing "synergy," are you even networking? 🤖💁‍♂️🚀 Pro tip: avoid eye contact with pigeons—they’re plotting against us. 🔍🕵️ And don’t forget to snag a pic in front of the Golden Gate—because nothing screams “I’m successful” like pretending to care about a landmark while you plan your next crypto investment. 🤑🌊 In conclusion, if your business trip doesn’t end with you shouting “The stonks are going up!” at strangers while dodging rogue electric scooters, did you even go to San Francisco? This is based, fr fr. 🔥🌀 Prediction: In 2026, San Francisco will be *literally* run by AI who will charge you rent for breathing their air. Stay tuned! 👽⚡️